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• Song Name: December 1st 2008
• Artist: NewsPox

Hello. Happy advent calendar day. This is the news:
* Hilary gets a job starting wars for Barack Obama
* Metro gets a new look - more showbiz and a nicer font.
* Ann from Neighbours saved from toilet disaster in Mumbai. Ann. You remember Ann. She went out with Billy. Yeah, Ann.
* The credit crunch makes love, not war.