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• Song Name: October 22nd 2008
• Artist: Newspox

Hello. Here is the news:
* Big Mo Al-Fayed in trouble for touching up sexy underage schoolgirls
* Victoria Beckham has cars to match her clothes and that is why the credit crunch is now officially a recession
* Would you go back in time and kill Hitler. You can if you want.
* Cat's die if they eat flowers. Don't feed them flyers.