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• Song Name: 20th October
• Artist: Newspox

Hello to you, and welcome to the last week of October. Here is the news:
* It's definitely a recession, so tighten those belts, fatties.
* Peter Mandelson has a problem down below
* Bruce Forsythe is 80 and so is Russell Brand and Ricky Gervais. All old fellas.